CRAB✳ISSANTA VERY STRANGE BAKERY · EST. 2026

✳ HAND-CRAFTED CHAOS · $CRABISSANT ✳

CRABISSANT

Golden flaky croissant crab with an angry face and sharp pastry claws
a little
crusty...
...a lot
crabby!
fresh out of the ocean oven ↗
ONE PART CRAB. ONE PART CROISSANT.
ZERO EXPLANATIONS.
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BAKED DIFFERENT.
BORN CRABBY.

01 / THE SUSPECTCrabissant, the pastry crab
02 / PERSONALITY
soft on the
inside.
pinchy on
the outside.
03 / SCIENTIFIC NAME
croiss-
tacean.
obviously.
* please do not feed after midnightDRAWN WITH LOVE. BAKED WITH ATTITUDE.